Why is it great to be a guy?

- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.



- Movie nudity is virtually always female.



- A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.



- You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.



- Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.



- You can open all your own jars.



- Old friends don't give a crap whether you've lost or gained weight.



- Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.



- When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall at every shot of somebody crying.



- All your orgasms are real.



- You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.



- You can go to the bathroom without a support group.



- Your last name stays put.



- You can leave the hotel bed unmade.



- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.



- Nobody secretly wonders whether you swallow.



- Sex means never worrying about your reputation.



- Wedding plans take care of themselves.



- If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.



- You don't have to shave below your neck.



- None of your coworkers has the power to make you cry.



- You don't have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night.



- If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices.



- You can write your name in the snow.



- Everything on your face gets to stay its original color.



- Chocolate is just another snack.



- You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.



- Flowers fix everything.



- You can wear a white shirt to a water park.



- Three pairs of shoes is more than enough.



- You can eat a banana in a hardware store.



- Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room.



- You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.



- You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.



- You can quietly watch a game with you buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me".



- The world is your urinal.



- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.



- One mood, all the time



- You never have to drive on to another gas station because this one's just too skeevy.



- You can sit with you knees apart no matter what you're wearing.



- Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.



- You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.



- Wedding dress: $2,000; tuxedo rental: $75.



- You don't care if someone's talking about you behind you back.



- With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the Earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory.



- You don't mooch off others' desserts.



- If you retain water, it's in a canteen.



- The remote control is yours and yours alone.



- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.



- You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a littlegift.



- Bachelor parties whomp butt over bridal showers.



- You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.



- You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.



- You needn't pretend you're "Freshening up" to go to the bathroom.



- If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your other friends you've changed.



- Someday you'll be a dirty old man.



- You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "Screw it."



- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong buddies.



- Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So...notice anything different?"



Things that suck about being a guy:



- The Ferrari 550 Maranello lists for over $200,000.



- External genitalia are vulnerable to knees and fastballs.



- Even if you get your head caught in an industrial wood chipper, you're not allowed to cry.



- Ribbed for her pleasure - not yours.



- You have to wear ties.



- You can't flirt your way out of a jam.



- "Women and children first."

Why is it great to be a guy?
tah mate, I'll copy that with discretion, if u don't mind. lol.
Reply:wow

why is it great to be a gal

you can go shopping every day and you can be miss universe

can guyz be mister universe ???

i don' think so
Reply:Women will never be equal until they can walk down the street bald with a beer gut and still think they are sexy.
Reply:Even with all the down stuff. Being a guy is great.

I don't like the phrase ,"Dirty Old Man".

I prefer, "Sexy Senior Citizen"
Reply:Add for your good about being a man list:

-don't need to worry bout that baby in your stomach

-don't need to wash after peeing

-don't need to worry bout your hair and how you look

Add for italian gurl's good bout being woman list:

-we can wear any kind of bottom(skirt scort shorts pants)

-everything around us are "girls" (example, instead of saying the car's beautiful u say SHE's a beauty.)

-dont need to shave your beard(lol)
Reply:You never feel compelled to stop a buddy from getting Laid , ....aint it the truth lol
Reply:u don't need to worry more about ur daily life

u r a free person
Reply:u r right, if i could i'll give u 100/10
Reply:...thanks for sharing!...
Reply:I'm sorry. That list was too long. I lost concentration.
Reply:that was quite funny, true, and also men dont have to push an 8lb baby out of them. imagine that one
Reply:A guy can look in a mirror and not need to "fix" anything



A guy does'nt need a friend to go to the bathroom



A guy can go shopping for shoes and only buy ONE pair.



Alcohol only adds character.



I guy will never care if his outfit makes his bum looks big.

Chances are its hangiing out over top allready
Reply:agree
Reply:you're right. plus if your poor, as i was when i was a child, you always had something to play with.
Reply:just think your better then women because they have all of these thing they have to worry about!

wesley