I have a blind date on Friday, and am thinking of bringing her to my apt. so she can do some ironing anddishes

I think women would enjoy showing a man of my extreme charm and obvious intelligence that if I allowed them into my life they could clean like no ones business..I find it very attractive to watch women clean while I watch football, I think there is a primal need for women to clean a mans house on a first date..It's like men like to show women we can protect them, they like to show us they know how to use a vacuum and an iron..I'm sure if we run out of beer she would be extremely happy to walk to the beer store in the rain /snow /wind to show how much she appreciates the way I allow her to express her primal needs...Of course it's the first date so I would allow her to pick up a pizza on her beer travel also..and I might even chip in of half...I think she will be extremely happy with our first date and will be sending me flowers and tickets to the game to my office the next day..After I allow her to kiss me goodnight, is it ok to tell her to take the bus home ? or should I get a taxi ?

I have a blind date on Friday, and am thinking of bringing her to my apt. so she can do some ironing anddishes
Well since we're talking about your mother...send her asss home on the bus dude.
Reply:Umm... I wouldnt invite her to your appartment, she'll probably think you want her to do something other than that. Report It
Reply:what kind of crack are you smoking and where can i get some?
Reply:You are a real ***! Go get a life.....you should get lots of angry email replies for this one...guess that's what you wanted....are you that bored? Why dont you leave yahoo answers for serious people....I am not without sense of humour...but you sound like a total jerk....you will realise that one day...probably when its too late.
Reply:mmmh. Picture yourself being the date, and her being you and think what you would like to be done unto you.
Reply:LOL...are you serious?
Reply:That was cute. I can totally get a visual of what you must look like, how many dates you get, and what little attention you must get from your home surroundings. It looks as if you are bored and looking for some type of attention. I can picture you reading this response right now. . . go ahead laugh. . . It's what you wanted to do. Oh. . . and I almost forgot. . . "you are such a jerk! that's not what women were placed on this earth for. We are not the servants of men. . . " Am I on the right track in regards to what you want to hear? Okay good, "you selfish son of a you know what!!!!! I would never clean a house on a first date or buy him pizza. When I go out I expect a man to provide the meal. Just like you look for a woman that can clean, I look for a man the can financial support and protect me from all evils!!!!" Now I hope you enjoyed this little chat. I too was a bit bored until I came across this little question. Thanks for the entertainment.
Reply:omg its a date... take some effort and pay for her... it doesnt have to be too fancy, but some effort would be nice
Reply:haha, very funny... no man is that stupid.. if you are then plan to spend the rest of your life alone.
Reply:watev
Reply:Be a man, buy her a bus pass
Reply:If I were your date, I would leave before the date even started. Get real man. Your wife is not going to be your slave. If that is what you are planning, then you best inform all future dates before they become serious and break their heart.
Reply:ok
Reply:Your sarcasm meter is working overtime, let it cool off
Reply:give me her name and phone # and i will warn her lol !!!!
Reply:Your so funny!!

Did you just wake up from a real pleasant nap?? Must have been some good dreaming going on! hahaha

Yeah, you go ahead honey, and have her clean on your "first date". You go ahead and hell, not a taxi or bus............make her walk home! haha

I can only bet though, that you won't be getting a second date!!